BREAKING NEWS PHILADELPHIA!! SKINNY JEANS

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IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY TIME I TRY AND READ ANYTHING (MOVIE REVIEWS,COVER STORYS,OBITUARIES) IN THE PHILADELPHIA WEEKLY I AM BOMBARDED WITH SKINNY JEANS REFERENCES. SEE,I AM A NORMAL HUMAN WHO ISN'T THREATENED BY CLOTH ON LEGS, SO I UNDERSTAND THAT DIFFERENT PEOPLE LIKE DIFFERENT THINGS.I THINK TIE DYES ARE GROSS,HOWEVER, I DON'T WORK THEM INTO EVERY CONVERSATION I HAVE AND EVERY SENTENCE I WRITE.JEANS DO NOT SPEAK.THEY DO NOT HAVE ANY INHERENT POWERS OF THEIR OWN,WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF THEY ARE JUST PANTS.LET ME REPEAT THAT.THEY- ARE- JUST -PANTS.DO YOU PEOPLE GET BONUSES FOR USING THE WORDS "SKINNY JEANS"? DO YOU HAVE WORKSHOPS ON HOW TO MAXIMIZE THE ANTI TIGHT PANTS ANGLE IN EVERY STORY? "BOB,THIS STORY ABOUT DARFUR IS GREAT BUT WHERE IS THE SKINNY JEANS ANGLE? I MEAN REALLY?!"
AT WHAT POINT DO YOU STOP WRITING ABOUT THEM? WHEN THEY ARE OUT OF STYLE? HOW FICKLE OF YOU! IF YOU WERE REAL TRENDY PANTS HATERS YOU WOULD BE WRITING A HATE PIECE ON BUGLE BOYS RIGHT NOW,SURE THAT WAS AGES AGO,BUT REMEMBER HOW INFURIATING THEY WERE!? REMEMBER HOW THEY KEPT YOU UP AT NIGHT,TOSSING AND TURNING, THINKING ABOUT THOSE DAMN SIDE POCKETS?! IT WAS LIFE ALTERING, WASN'T IT?

IN ALL SERIOUSNESS THOUGH,THANKS FOR THE FASHION UPDATE.
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3 comments:

  1. I don't know some people are just obsessed with what to wear but most of us just wanna look good i don't see any problem in there.

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  2. I think skinny jeans are great for skinny women, but they don't really work for anyone else.

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