ian saint laurent

I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW MANY THINGS ARE ABSOLUTELY PERFECT ABOUT THIS BAND..SKULLS,SWORDS,VANESSA FISCHER,MAGIC,FIRE,MOTORCYLES,STARS,DIRT ROADS,TORONTO,IT'S NEVERENDING..

WHATEVER,COME TO NIGHT TRAIN THIS WEEK AND SEE FOR YOURSELF.

AS I LIVE AND BREATH THIS PHILADELPHIA FREEDOM.

WHAT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE?

"THEY TURN NEW WAVE,THEY MOVE AWAY,THEY MATE,THEY TAKE DRUGS,THEY WATCH TV,THEY GET IN CAR CRASHES,THEY GET LUCKY,THEY GET STABBED,THEY GET RICH,THEY GO CRAZY,THEY GO TO PHILADELPHIA AND NEVER RETURN...."

-henry rollins 1985

PHILADELPHIA FREEDOM -VALLEY HIGH SCHOOL BAND

DARK INDEED.

HERE IS A TRACK FROM THE NEW DANGER MOUSE/SPARKLEHORSE COLAB,DARK NIGHT OF THE SOUL. HAVING DAVID LYNCH (THE COOLEST LIVING PERSON) CREATE A BOOK OF PHOTOS THAT COMES WITH YOUR ALBUM CERTAINLY MAKES THE DARKNESS LEGIT,I SUPPOSE KILLING YOURSELF WHEN YOU FINISH THE RECORD DOES AS WELL.
R.I.P. SPARKLEHORSE

DANGER MOUSE/SPARKLEHORSE - EVERYTIME I'M WITH YOU

MOTHER AFRICA - 25 HOURS A DAY

I KNOW NEXT TO NOTHING ABOUT THIS TRACK,I BELIEVE IT'S AT LEAST A YEAR OLD AND I BELIEVE THIS IS THE ONLY ORIGINAL FROM THIS FRENCHMAN,25HAD.HE'S ALSO DONE SOME REALLY GREAT RECENT REMIX'S FOR PHOENIX,ALEX GOPHER ETC.REALLY GREAT STUFF.THIS ORIGINAL IS MY FAVORITE THOUGH,ENJOY.

MOTHER AFRICA - 25 HOURS A DAY

10 MAYA'S CAN'T BE WRONG

"WHAAA,THAT SONG SOUNDS LIKE SUICIDE" M.I.A DOES LETTERMAN WITH MARTIN REV BEHIND THE WHEEL,WITH 9 OTHER GIRLS THAT GREATLY RESEMBLE HER..

VERSION OF THE WEEK - GROOVE ME

HERE IS A 79 FERN KINNEY VERSION OF THE KING FLOYD CLASSIC "GROOVE ME".IT IS A DISCO VERSION,BUT TO ME IT SOUNDS MORE LIKE DEVO THAN DONNA SUMMER..ENJOY.

GROOVE ME - FERN KINNEY

HANDS AND KNEES / FRIDAY JUNE 18TH / M ROOM/ OMFG

I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY ABOUT THIS.IF YOU WERE THERE,YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL AND OVER THE TOP THIS PARTY WAS.JHN RDN AND I SEEMED TO COME UP WITH RIDICULOUS ADDITIONS EVERY WEEK THAT WOULD OUT DO THE LAST.TOWARDS THE END WE ACTUALLY HAD A SERIOUS CONVERSATION ABOUT RENTING DOVES THAT WOULD FLY OUT OF THE DJ BOOTH AT THE CRESCENDO OF SOME VAN SHE SONG.THAT GIVES YOU AN IDEA OF WHERE ARE HEADS WERE AT.AND IF YOU KNOW JHN OR I,THAN YOU KNOW FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE WE HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT.WE PROMISE TO MAKE THIS A NIGHT YOU WILL NOT SOON FORGET..

JOIN US..ONE MORE TIME.

DENNIS WOLF.FANG - NIGHT TRAIN BIRTHDAY BOY

FUCK.WHAT DO I SAY ABOUT DENNIS...
ONE DAY I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS OUTSIDE THE POPE AND THIS DASHING YOUNG MAN INTRODUCED HIMSELF TO ME AND 5 MINUTES LATER ASKED ME IF I WOULD DJ A WEEKLY WITH HIM, AND.. AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGMENT, I SAID YES.A FEW DAYS LATER WE FELL IN LOVE AND STARTED A STRICT REGIMENT OF STRIP CLUBBING AND THRIFT SHOPPING.WITHIN WEEKS WE CREATED A CLOUD OF CREEPINESS THAT WILL FOLLOW US FOR A LIFETIME.THAT CLOUD BOTH HANGS OVER US AND BREAKS ARE COLLECTIVE FALLS TO THIS DAY.WE YELL AT EACH OTHER AND THEN HUG EACH OTHER ALMOST DAILY.A STRANGE ROMANCE.. JUST TWO CRAZY KIDS THAT GOT PREGNANT AND GAVE BIRTH TO A BAD SEED.....

NIGHT TRAIN.

COME CELEBRATE THE BIRTH OF THE ORIGINAL BAD SEED... ( YOUR DADDY ) MR.DENNIS WOLF.FANG

( love you m.f )

SHARP DRESSED MAN-( ISL SHAPE-UP )

SUNDAY AFTER HOURS @ VOYEUR

ATTENTION: NIGHT PEOPLE

STARTING SUNDAY MAY 16,WE ARE ADDING A FEW HOURS TO YOUR WEEKEND.

DOWNSTAIRS IN THE RUBY LOUNGE @ VOYEUR

789..

VERSION OF THE WEEK- MAGNUM P.I. THEME

IV'E BECOME OBSESSED WITH MAGNUM P.I.(AGAIN), I STARTED REWATCHING EPISODES I REMEMBERED FROM WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID AND TURNS OUT MY BRAIN IS STILL EIGHT YEARS OLD.I AM IN LOVE WITH THE MAN.MY FRIENDS ARE SICK TO DEATH OF MY CONSTENT MAGNUM REFFERENCES AND RAMBLINGS,AND I GUESS I CANT BLAME THEM BUT.. SERIOUSLY,HE IS EVERYTHING I ASPIRE TO BE.HE IS THE JIMI HENDRIX OF JUST HANGING OUT,THE AXEL ROSE OF NAPPING,THE MOZART OF MAN LEISURE.I ACTUALLY THINK THE SHOW WOULD BE BETTER IF HE NEVER EVEN TOOK A CASE.I PREFFER THE EPISODES WHERE HE JUST DRIVES AROUND IN ROBIN'S FERRARI AND CHECKS OUT BABES WHILE HE SITS AND DRINKS FREE BEERS AT RICK'S CLUB.SEE,HERE I GO AGAIN.UHH GOD I COULD GO ON AND ON.
HERE'S THE BUTLERS LEISURELY VERSION OF THE MAGNUM P.I. THEME SONG..ENJOY

THE BUTLERS-MAGNUM P.I. THEME

SWEATHEART SWEATS

I HAVE BEEN NEGLETFUL IN MY BLOGGING DUTIES,OK THIS IS TRUE.BUT TO BE FAIR IV'E BEEN A BUSY BEE AS OF LATE WITH SOME IMPORTANT WORK..

A.) STUDYING THE ART OF PARTYING IN DIFFERENT CLIMATES AND TERRAIN.(DIFFERENT TIMEZONES REQUIRE DIFFEENT TECHNIQUES,WITHOUT SOME REFRESHER COURSES NOW AND AGAIN YOU CAN GET HURT)

B.) CREATING NEW AND EXCITING PARTY ATMOSPHERES HERE AT HOME IN THIS CLIMATE AND THIS TERRAIN.(MORE ABOUT THIS LATER)

C.) WORKING OUT...YES, WORKING OUT,I WANNA BE REALLY MUSCULAR...LIKE MANIMAL HUGE.I STARTED TAKING STEROIDS (WHICH IS WORKING OUT AAAWESOME CAUSE I HAD HUGE BALLS) AND IVE BEEN EATING POWERBARS AND STUFF AND RAW EGGS AND LITE BEER AND IV'E ALSO BEEN WATCHING SOME PRETTY COOL WORK OUT TAPES ON THE OLD LASERDISC MACHINE.ONE OF WHICH GOT ME SO AMPED I ASKED THE INSTRUCTOR TO DJ MY PARTY THIS THURSDAY..

TAKE A LOOK..

NIGHT TRAIN/LEMMY SHIRTS ARE HERE!!

HERE THEY ARE! THE ISL DESIGNED, NIGHT TRAIN/LEMMY T SHIRTS.SUPER LIMITED RUN,WE HAVE ABOUT 30 OF THESE FOR OUR MOST SUPREME CLIENTELE.FIRST 20 PEOPLE ABOARD THE NIGHT TRAIN THIS THURSDAY GET LACED WITH LEMMY STATURE.OR HIT ME UP FOR ONE VIA THE INTERWEB..

OUR GUEST THIS WEEK IS SKEME RICHARDS (ROCK STEADY CREW/HOT PEAS AND BUTTA)
A SERIOUS 45 COLLECTER AND PARTY ROCKER,YOU ARE IN FOR ANOTHER TREAT THIS WEEK..

CHECK OUT HIS GROOVYNESS RIGHT HERE...
SKEME'S SOUL PODCAST

M.I.A.-JIMMY -(ISL CHALLENGER MIX)

HERE IS MY LATIN-ISH GARAGE ROCK-Y REWORK OF M.I.A.'S JIMMY..ENJOY.

M.I.A.-JIMMY -(ISL CHALLENGER MIX)

MARVIN GAYE-CAN I GET A WITNESS (ISL HALFTIME BLUNTED MIX)

HERE IS MY RE-WORK OF MARVIN GAYE'S CAN I GET A WITNESS,ON SOME OL' 90'S HOTBOX YER MOM'S CAR IN THE PARKING LOT ISH.. ENJOY.

MARVIN GAYE-CAN I GET A WITNESS (ISL HALFTIME BLUNTED MIX)

TEXTING TODAY..

SO EVER SINCE THIS WACKADOO OBTAINED MY FRIEND DAVE PIANKA'S PHONE NUMBER IV'E BEEN GETTING PRETTY AMAZING TEXT'S FORWARDED TO ME FROM DAVE ON ALMOST A DAILY BASIS.I KEEP TELLING MYSELF TO CHRONICLE THESE CRYPTIC RANTS ABOUT DJ'S,DANCING,GAYBARS ETC,SO HERE IS MY FIRST INSTALLMENT OF "TEXTING TODAY"..

FROM: ---

TO: DAVE P

I GOT SECRET MONEY
I DIDN'T COMMIT A CRIME
I AM A CELEBRITY.I GET PAID TO HANG OUT.I AM A RECORDING ARTIST WITH RCA RECORDS IN NEW YORK CITY.SEE YOU FRIDAY NIGHT.GUEST LIST ME FOR PUR MAKINGTIME.