SO EVER SINCE THIS WACKADOO OBTAINED MY FRIEND DAVE PIANKA'S PHONE NUMBER IV'E BEEN GETTING PRETTY AMAZING TEXT'S FORWARDED TO ME FROM DAVE ON ALMOST A DAILY BASIS.I KEEP TELLING MYSELF TO CHRONICLE THESE CRYPTIC RANTS ABOUT DJ'S,DANCING,GAYBARS ETC,SO HERE IS MY FIRST INSTALLMENT OF "TEXTING TODAY"..
FROM: ---
TO: DAVE P
I GOT SECRET MONEY
I DIDN'T COMMIT A CRIME
I AM A CELEBRITY.I GET PAID TO HANG OUT.I AM A RECORDING ARTIST WITH RCA RECORDS IN NEW YORK CITY.SEE YOU FRIDAY NIGHT.GUEST LIST ME FOR PUR MAKINGTIME.
ohhhh shit
ReplyDeletei am 99% sure this dude tried to talk to me on the street while i was walking down to 2nd street to hail a cab