IV'E BECOME OBSESSED WITH MAGNUM P.I.(AGAIN), I STARTED REWATCHING EPISODES I REMEMBERED FROM WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID AND TURNS OUT MY BRAIN IS STILL EIGHT YEARS OLD.I AM IN LOVE WITH THE MAN.MY FRIENDS ARE SICK TO DEATH OF MY CONSTENT MAGNUM REFFERENCES AND RAMBLINGS,AND I GUESS I CANT BLAME THEM BUT.. SERIOUSLY,HE IS EVERYTHING I ASPIRE TO BE.HE IS THE JIMI HENDRIX OF JUST HANGING OUT,THE AXEL ROSE OF NAPPING,THE MOZART OF MAN LEISURE.I ACTUALLY THINK THE SHOW WOULD BE BETTER IF HE NEVER EVEN TOOK A CASE.I PREFFER THE EPISODES WHERE HE JUST DRIVES AROUND IN ROBIN'S FERRARI AND CHECKS OUT BABES WHILE HE SITS AND DRINKS FREE BEERS AT RICK'S CLUB.SEE,HERE I GO AGAIN.UHH GOD I COULD GO ON AND ON. HERE'S THE BUTLERS LEISURELY VERSION OF THE MAGNUM P.I. THEME SONG..ENJOY
I HAVE BEEN NEGLETFUL IN MY BLOGGING DUTIES,OK THIS IS TRUE.BUT TO BE FAIR IV'E BEEN A BUSY BEE AS OF LATE WITH SOME IMPORTANT WORK..
A.) STUDYING THE ART OF PARTYING IN DIFFERENT CLIMATES AND TERRAIN.(DIFFERENT TIMEZONES REQUIRE DIFFEENT TECHNIQUES,WITHOUT SOME REFRESHER COURSES NOW AND AGAIN YOU CAN GET HURT)
B.) CREATING NEW AND EXCITING PARTY ATMOSPHERES HERE AT HOME IN THIS CLIMATE AND THIS TERRAIN.(MORE ABOUT THIS LATER)
C.) WORKING OUT...YES, WORKING OUT,I WANNA BE REALLY MUSCULAR...LIKE MANIMAL HUGE.I STARTED TAKING STEROIDS (WHICH IS WORKING OUT AAAWESOME CAUSE I HAD HUGE BALLS) AND IVE BEEN EATING POWERBARS AND STUFF AND RAW EGGS AND LITE BEER AND IV'E ALSO BEEN WATCHING SOME PRETTY COOL WORK OUT TAPES ON THE OLD LASERDISC MACHINE.ONE OF WHICH GOT ME SO AMPED I ASKED THE INSTRUCTOR TO DJ MY PARTY THIS THURSDAY..
HERE THEY ARE! THE ISL DESIGNED, NIGHT TRAIN/LEMMY T SHIRTS.SUPER LIMITED RUN,WE HAVE ABOUT 30 OF THESE FOR OUR MOST SUPREME CLIENTELE.FIRST 20 PEOPLE ABOARD THE NIGHT TRAIN THIS THURSDAY GET LACED WITH LEMMY STATURE.OR HIT ME UP FOR ONE VIA THE INTERWEB..
OUR GUEST THIS WEEK IS SKEME RICHARDS (ROCK STEADY CREW/HOT PEAS AND BUTTA) A SERIOUS 45 COLLECTER AND PARTY ROCKER,YOU ARE IN FOR ANOTHER TREAT THIS WEEK.. CHECK OUT HIS GROOVYNESS RIGHT HERE... SKEME'S SOUL PODCAST
SO EVER SINCE THIS WACKADOO OBTAINED MY FRIEND DAVE PIANKA'S PHONE NUMBER IV'E BEEN GETTING PRETTY AMAZING TEXT'S FORWARDED TO ME FROM DAVE ON ALMOST A DAILY BASIS.I KEEP TELLING MYSELF TO CHRONICLE THESE CRYPTIC RANTS ABOUT DJ'S,DANCING,GAYBARS ETC,SO HERE IS MY FIRST INSTALLMENT OF "TEXTING TODAY"..
FROM: ---
TO: DAVE P
I GOT SECRET MONEY I DIDN'T COMMIT A CRIME I AM A CELEBRITY.I GET PAID TO HANG OUT.I AM A RECORDING ARTIST WITH RCA RECORDS IN NEW YORK CITY.SEE YOU FRIDAY NIGHT.GUEST LIST ME FOR PUR MAKINGTIME.
THE FIRST FIVE PEOPLE ABOARD THE NIGHT TRAIN AFTER 11 PM TONITE WILL RECIEVE THE VERY AWESOME JOAN JETT BOOK BY TODD OLDHAM..DON'T SAY WE NEVER DID ANYTHING FOR YA.
I TOOK ME PRECISELY 1 VIEWING OF THIS FIRST VIDEO AND ONE HALF VIEWING OF THE NEXT TO REALIZE THESE GUYS ARE NOT JUST A COUPLE OF JOKERS THAT LIKE GUMMO ALOT,BUT TRUE VISIONARIES..(not joking)
FORGET ABOUT THE FORTHCOMING ANNOYANCE OF KIDS QUOTING AND REFERENCING,PICKING APART AND PLAYING OUT EVERYTHING THAT IS BRILLIANT ABOUT THESE GUYS AND ENJOY THE SPECTACLE AND BRILLIANCE THAT IS DIE ANTWOORD.
I HAD THIS RECORD AS A KID AND IT WAS ONE OF THE FIRST RECORDS I EVER SAMPLED.THERE WAS SOME BACK STORY ON THE RECORD ABOUT HOW SHE WAS AN INCAN PRINCESS.NOT TRUE,BUT I CHOSE TO BELIEVE IT THEN AND I'M GONNA PRETEND I NEVER HEARD OTHERWISE. YMA'S GOT CRAZY RANGE!! ACT LIKE YOU KNOW MARIAH!!
A FEW MONTHS AGO MY FRIEND DENNIS AND I WENT ON A ROAD TRIP TO WESTERN MASS FOR SOME R AND R AND THRIFT SHOPPING.THIS SONG SERVED AS A PERFECT SOUNDTRACK TO OUR SEEMINGLY NEVERENDING DARK JOURNEY'S THRU THE WOODS IN SEARCH OF AN ELUSIVE GENTLEMAN'S CLUB.IT PLAYED OVER AND OVER AND IT WORKED EVERYTIME....
LITTLE AND LATIN,GOD THOSE TWO WORDS ARE LIKE MUSIC TO MY EARS.. ANYHOW..HERE IS MY RE-EDIT OF MITCH RYDERS LITTLE LATIN LUPE LU. P.S. I MADE SURE TO PUT A NICE BIG TAIL END ON IT. ENJOY...
HERE IS A VIDEO MY BOY JAMES D'ANGELO (OF THE GOATS FAME) JUST SENT TO ME,IT'S FROM A FESTIVAL I PLAYED WHILE I WAS THE TOURING DJ WITH "JIMMY LUXURY" IN FRANCE CIRCA 2002.THE SOUNDS IS A LITTLE WEIRD AS WE HAD NO SOUNDCHECK THAT DAY AS I RECALL,NEVER THE LESS,THIS VIDEO REMINDS ME OF MANY THINGS..
1.SIGNING 13 YEAR OLD GIRLS CLOTHING (AT REQUEST OF THEIR PARENTS)
2.WATCHING ROBERT SMITH PUT HIS MAKE UP ON WHILE CHUGGING BUD LITE
3.FOOT MASSAGES
4.ITALIAN TOUR MANAGER THAT DID NOT SPEAK ENGLISH (OR FRENCH REALLY)
Loaded like a freight train Flyin' like an aeroplane Feelin' like a space brain One more time tonight ...
ISL AND WOLF.FANG ARE BACK WITH SOME SUPER DUTY TUFF WORK FOR 2010! STARTING JAN 21ST @ KUNG FU NECKTIE WE LAUNCH NIGHT TRAIN BACK INTO THE COSMOS WITH OUR VERY SPECIAL GUESTS ACID TEST DJ'S/1$ PBRS AND 3$ PBR/SAILOR JERRY SHOT FROM 11-12.EVERY THURSDAY NITE PARTY DOORS OPEN @ 11..NO COVER!! WITH HEAVY VIBES,ROCK CANDY JAMS AND DANCE FLOOR FREAKSCENES FROM SOME WORD CLASS GUYS AND GIRLS..
HERE IS A TRACK THAT DIDN'T MAKE IT ONTO MY "DRACULA EXPERIENCE" MIXTAPE.IT'S A GOOFY GERMAN DISCO SONG FROM 1977.AT LEAST I'M PRETTY SURE HOT BLOOD ARE GERMAN.I FEEL LIKE GERMANS WOULD BE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO COULD EQUATE THIS SONG WITH "SOUL". THAT BEING SAID,THIS PARTICULAR COVER (AND THERE ARE MANY) IS MY FAVE.IT SEEMS TO BE SOME SORT OF SPERM MONSTER RISING FROM A GLASS OF COGNAC.AND "HOT" SOMEHOW GOT TRANSLATED TO "RED".DOES IT REALLY MATTER?... NO.THE ANSWER IS NO.