ZOMBIE VS. SHARK

FOR FANS OF THE ZOMBIE GENRE ( LIKE MYSELF ) THIS IS THE STUFF DREAMS ARE MADE OF.IT'S A SCENE FROM LUCIO FULCI'S 1980 CLASSIC,ZOMBI.WHY DON'T WE KNOW THIS MAN'S NAME? WHERE IS HIS STATUE? DID HE RECEIVE AN AWARD? THE NEXT HORROR CON I GO TO I'M TAKING UP COLLECTIONS FOR JUST THAT.HOLDING YOUR BREATH UNDERWATER IN ZOMBIE MAKEUP WHILE WRESTLING A BIG ASS SHARK AND THEN FEEDING YOUR TUNA FILLED ZOMBIE ARM TO HIM MAY BE THE SINGLE BEST THING ANY ONE PERSON HAS EVER DONE IN THE HISTORY OF ZOMBIE MOVIES OR ITALIANS OR THE WORLD.

BREAKING NEWS PHILADELPHIA!! SKINNY JEANS

IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY TIME I TRY AND READ ANYTHING (MOVIE REVIEWS,COVER STORYS,OBITUARIES) IN THE PHILADELPHIA WEEKLY I AM BOMBARDED WITH SKINNY JEANS REFERENCES. SEE,I AM A NORMAL HUMAN WHO ISN'T THREATENED BY CLOTH ON LEGS, SO I UNDERSTAND THAT DIFFERENT PEOPLE LIKE DIFFERENT THINGS.I THINK TIE DYES ARE GROSS,HOWEVER, I DON'T WORK THEM INTO EVERY CONVERSATION I HAVE AND EVERY SENTENCE I WRITE.JEANS DO NOT SPEAK.THEY DO NOT HAVE ANY INHERENT POWERS OF THEIR OWN,WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF THEY ARE JUST PANTS.LET ME REPEAT THAT.THEY- ARE- JUST -PANTS.DO YOU PEOPLE GET BONUSES FOR USING THE WORDS "SKINNY JEANS"? DO YOU HAVE WORKSHOPS ON HOW TO MAXIMIZE THE ANTI TIGHT PANTS ANGLE IN EVERY STORY? "BOB,THIS STORY ABOUT DARFUR IS GREAT BUT WHERE IS THE SKINNY JEANS ANGLE? I MEAN REALLY?!"
AT WHAT POINT DO YOU STOP WRITING ABOUT THEM? WHEN THEY ARE OUT OF STYLE? HOW FICKLE OF YOU! IF YOU WERE REAL TRENDY PANTS HATERS YOU WOULD BE WRITING A HATE PIECE ON BUGLE BOYS RIGHT NOW,SURE THAT WAS AGES AGO,BUT REMEMBER HOW INFURIATING THEY WERE!? REMEMBER HOW THEY KEPT YOU UP AT NIGHT,TOSSING AND TURNING, THINKING ABOUT THOSE DAMN SIDE POCKETS?! IT WAS LIFE ALTERING, WASN'T IT?

IN ALL SERIOUSNESS THOUGH,THANKS FOR THE FASHION UPDATE.
don't believe me?

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REMEMBER WHEN THIS SONG CAME OUT AND THERE WERE LIKE A GAZILLION REMIX'S OF IT? I KNOW, I KNOW..MOST OF THEM WERE PAINFUL.THAT'S WHY I GIVE YOU THIS DUB VERSION OF THE WHITE STRIPES FLAGSHIP BANGER, 7 NATION ARMY.IT'S A FRESH TAKE ON A GREAT SONG THAT HAD BEEN SUCKED DRY BY NOVICE TECHNO DJ'S AND SPIT BACK UP IN THE FORM OF A ZILLION BAD "MASH UPS" uhuhuHHuhh..I SHUDDER WHEN I HEAR THOSE TWO WORDS.

THIS WILL ALSO BE ON MY GOTH/DUB MIXTAPE,MIXED UNDER MY "VLAD THE INHALER" MONIKER (JUST IN CASE YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT PUTTING IT ON YOUR GOTH/DUB MIXTAPE....)


7 NATION ARMY - THE DYNAMICS

THE MONKS PRE PUNK GENIUS...

IN THE MID SIXTIES THESE BOYS WERE FREAKING OUT IN GERMANY, PLAYING GARAGE BANGERS THAT WERE DECADES AHEAD OF THERE TIME.YOU COULD SAY THE SAME THING ABOUT ALOT OF SIXTIES GARAGE AND PYSCH GROUPS,(13TH FLOOR ELEVATORS,AMBOY DUKES,THE SONICS ETC..),HOWEVER,IF YOUV'E EVER REALLY LISTENED TO BLACK FLAG,THE DEAD KENNEDY'S OR EVEN SEEN A PICTURE OF THE HIVES YOU CAN'T DENY THE PROFOUND INFLUENCE THESE GUYS HAD.
MAJOR.



THE MONKS - MONK TIME

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JUUDY! JUDY! JUDY!! JUDY!!! OW!!!!



HERE IS A FUNKY JAZZ TAKE ON THE McCARTNEY CLASSIC...ENJOY.

HEY JUDE - THE OVERTON BERRY TRIO

GREGG FOREMAN'S DEPRIVATION BLUES...

HERE IS A SPACED OUT VOCODER BLUES JAM I JUST PICKED UP @ THE DRUGSTORE

afternoon deprivation blues #1 (moog/vocoder version)

2009 MERC GULLWING ?!

GOOD LORD! YOUR LOOKING AT THE PROTOTYPE FOR THE 2009 MERCEDES GULLWING.A TRULY BEAUTIFUL THROWBACK DESIGN.IF THEY ACTUALLLY PUT THESE INTO PRODUCTION I THINK THIS WILL BE THE BEST OF THE RECENT RETRO REMAKES,( IF THEY REPLACE THOSE RIMS )

SHOEGAZING

I SPENT THE BETTER PART OF MY YOUTH WITH HEADPHONES ON.ON THE SCHOOL BUS,WALKING TO THE SCHOOL BUS,DURING ART CLASSES AND WANDERING THE SCHOOL HALLS HIGH AS A KITE.THESE ARE SOME CHOICE CUTS FROM THE SOUNDTRACK OF MY TEENAGE ESCAPISM.


RIDE - POLAR BEAR

LUSH - DE LUXE

SWERVEDRIVER - RAVE DOWN

MY BLOODY VALENTINE - GLIDER

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THIS IS A REALLY BEAUTIFUL VERSION OF WARS "THE WORLD IS A GHETTO". A MUST FOR A LAZY SUMMER PLAYLIST.


THE WORLD IS A GHETTO - AMRAL'S TRINIDAD CAVALIERS STEEL DRUM ORCHESTRA

ISL GUIDE TO FINE LIVING

IF YOUR LIKE ME, CONGRATULATIONS.YOUR EXTRAORDINARY.YOU UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF HIGH THREAD COUNT SHEETS AND SUPERB FLATWEAR.YOU DEMAND OPULANCE IN EVERY ASPECT OF YOUR LIFE BECAUSE,LET'S FACE IT.YOU DESERVE IT.YOUR A MOVER AND A SHAKER,A PILLAR OF STYLE AND GRACE.YOU DISCUSS NEW FRANGRANCES AND OFTEN INQUIRE ABOUT RICKSHAW SERVICES WHEN TRAVELING.YOU MY FRIEND ARE SPECIAL,YOU KNOW WHAT'S COMING TO YOU AND THERE IS NO BETTER TIME THEN NOW TO START PLANNING FOR YOUR FUTURE LIFE AS A PROFESSIONAL CONNOISSEUR.HERE ARE SOME WEBSITES TO START YOU ON YOUR JOURNEY..



DU PONT REGISTRY IS A FINE PLACE TO START.YOU CAN BROWSE THRU CLASSIC ITALIAN MASERATI'S AND BUGATI'S WITH EASE AND LOOK DOWN UPON THE CUSTOM PAINTED DOMESTIC MONSTROSITY'S.

SOTHEBY'S REAL ESTATE IS A GREAT PLACE TO LOOK FOR THAT CASTLE IN PORTUGAL YOU ALWAYS WANTED.

ROBB REPORT - EXPERT ADVICE IS A FINE PLACE FOR ADVICE WITH INSIGHTFUL ARTICLES LIKE, "SIX CHARACTERISTICS OF A GOOD PEN" AND "CONNOISSEURS GUIDE TO BUYING A YACHT".

ANASTASIADATE IS A CLASSY PLACE TO FIND THAT CLASSY RUSSIAN LADY WHO IS JUST WAITING FOR YOU TO BUY HER.

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HERE'S A GREAT INSTRUMENTAL VERSION OF THE LYN COLLINS CLASSIC,THINK.
ENJOY..
THINK - ESQUIRES

JE T'AIME SERGE..

JUST A REMINDER THE SERGE GAINSBOURG BIOPIC IS COMING OUT SHORTLY.IF YOU DON'Y KNOW ABOUT OUR MAN SERGE.HE IS THE COOLEST CAT THAT EVER LIVED...PERIOD.ACT LIKE YOU KNEW.

ROCK CANDY

HERE ARE A FEW 70'S ROCK GEMS FROM THE VAULTS.DUST OFF THE WIZARD BONG AND GET TO WORK.

GRAND FUNK RAILROAD - GIMME SHELTER

SPOOKY TOOTH - WRONG TIME

POWER OF ZEUS - IT COULDN'T BE ME

RAINY DAYS..PHILADELPHIA

HERE ARE SOME RAINY DAY JAMS FROM YOUR FRIENDS @ WISL TO PASS THE TIME AT HOME IN YOUR RAINY PHILADELPHIA TOWN.
ENJOY..


THE REPLACEMENTS - ANDROGYNOUS

FUGAZI - AFTERTHOUGHT

CAETANO VELOSO - EMPTY BOAT

SAROLTA ZALATNAY

1960'S/70'S HUNGARIAN POP STAR SAROLTA ZALATNAY HUNG WITH THE BEE GEE'S AND MADE FUNKY POP ROCK SONGS, PACKED WITH BREAKS + HOOKS.LATER IN LIFE SHE DID A MILF SPREAD FOR HUNGARIAN PLAYBOY AND WENT TO PRISON FOR A YEAR AND A HALF FOR FRAUD.
YEP,GET TA KNOW HER!

SAROLTA ZALATNAY - EGYSER

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HERE'S A SULTRY NUMBER FROM YER GIRL SHIRLEY BASSEY.WAY MORE SWAGGER THAN MORRISON IF YOU ASK ME.

LIGHT MY FIRE - SHIRLEY BASSEY

REPULSION!

THIS IS A TRAILER FROM ONE OF ROMAN POLANSKI'S EARLIER FILMS "REPULSION",STARRING THE AMAZING CATHERINE DENEUVE.THIS WAS THE COOLEST HORROR FILM OF ITS TIME IN MY OPINION.TRULY JARRING.CHECK OUT THE OVER THE TOP JAZZ DRUMS A'LA CHICO HAMILTON.

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HERE'S A FACES VERSION OF THE McCARTNEY JAM 'MAYBE I'M AMAZED'.HERE WE SEE THAT ROD STEWART IS ACTUALLY ONE OF THE BEST SINGERS IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD.DON'T ARGUE WITH IT.YOU CAN'T.HE IS A GOD.DID YOU KNOW THAT ROD STEWART WILL ONLY RIDE IN LIMO'S WITH ALL WHITE LEATHER INTERIOR.HAVE YOU EVER SEEN HIM CHECK OUT HIS OWN ASS? IT'S NOT AN EASY THING TO DO.

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HERE IS A GREAT, SELDOM HEARD MINISTRY VERSION OF THE MOST COVERED DYLAN SONG (maybe) EVER.
MINISTRY - LAY LADY LAY

WISL VOL 3 - GIN AND JUICY JUICE

HERE IS THE SECOND TO LAST WISL MIX,GIN AND JUICY JUICE.THIS ONE IS FULL OF BREAKS AND SOUL AAAND..(STRANGELY ENOUGH) SOME SONGS YOU MAY HAVE HEARD BEFORE.ENJOY...
WISL VOL 3 - GIN AND JUICY JUICE

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THIS IS A GREAT INSTRUMENTAL VERSION OF COLD SWEAT BY BROTHER WILLIAMS. AMAZING BREAK TOO.
COLD SWEAT - BROTHER WILLIAMS

FACEROCKERS VOL.1 - OPALROCK/CRAMSKE/DIABOLIC

HERE IT IS , FACEROCKERS VOL.1. ORIGINAL BEATS FROM YER BOYS..OPALROCK,CRAMSKE + DIABOLIC (ISL).LOOKOUT FOR UPCOMING FACEROCKERS RELEASES WITH OTHER KINDRED SPIRITS AND LOOSE WIGS!!
DOWNLOAD - FACEROCKERS VOL.1 - OPALROCK/CRAMSKE/DIABOLIC

NEW MF DOOM !!

THEY SAY HE'S GONE TOO FAR...

DOOM - THAT'S THAT

RELAX.

SWEET MARIJUANA - THE BARNEY BIGARD SEXTET

NEW PINK SKULL MIXTAPE - THE EROTIC ADVENTURES OF WOLFMAN JACK

HERE IS THE NEWEST IN THE JULIAN S PROCESS ARSENAL.THIS ONES MORE STRAIGHT FORWARD THAN THE LAST.IT'S A SPACE DISCO ODYSSEY FOR SWINGERS,LOOSE WIGS AND BLACK MAGICIANS.



DOWNLOAD - PINK SKULL - THE EROTIC ADVENTURES OF WOLFMAN JACK

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JUMPIN JACK FLASH - THE MOOG MACHINE

PAMELIA KURSTIN - THEREMIN GENIUS

ONE OF THE MOST LOVELY SOUNDING INSTRUMENTS EVER INVENTED...

BRAND NEW PINKSKULL MIXTAPE - MARANGATANG

JUST GOT THE FIRST OF FOUR NEW MIX'S FROM JULIAN S PROCESS/PINKSKULL.AT TIMES IT SOUNDS LIKE MONSTERS RAPING UNICORNS.AT OTHER TIMES IT SOUNDS LIKE RAINBOWS MAKING LOVE TO EACH OTHER.
AMAZING.

DOWNLOAD- PINK SKULL/ MARANGATANG

R.I.P. LUX INTERIOR

A FEW DAYS AGO LUX INTERIOR OF THE CRAMPS DIED FROM A PRE EXISTING HEART CONDITION.HE AND HIS WIFE POISON IVY CELEBRATED SLEAZE AND PERSONIFIED COOL.IN A WORLD WHERE RICH FAGGOTS WEAR HANDPICKED PUNKROCK COSTUMES AND CRY ABOUT THERE GIRLFRIENDS IN PEOPLE MAGAZINE,IT'S SAD TO SEE SUCH A REAL MOTHERFUCKER GO.YOU WILL BE MISSED...


HERE IS MY FAVORITE CRAMPS SONG...DOWNLOAD IT.LISTEN TO IT.HUFF SOME GAS.PUNCH A WALL.GET NAKED.LIFE IS SHORT.
THE CRAMPS-SOME NEW KINDA KICK

WEEK IN PRE-VIEW

THIS WEDNESDAY I WILL BE THE GUEST DJ AT ROCK TITS @ THE POPE.PLAYING ACTUAL RECORDS! REMEMBER THOSE?...NO?
ANYHOW.IV'E BEEN DIGGING THRU MY PILES OF 60'S AND 70'S PSYCH,ROCK,FUNK ETC,AND I AM PRETTY EXCITED TO REUNITE WITH MY OLD VINYL FRIENDS.THEY HAVE BEEN NEGLECTED LONG ENOUGH,IT'S TIME TO LEAVE THIS EVIL MISTRESS I CALL A COMPUTER AT HOME AND TAKE MY TRUE LOVES FOR A NIGHT OUT DRINKING.

AND THEN..

SATURDAY NIGHT AT 700 CLUB..

AND THEN..

SUNDAY NIGHT AT NORTH STAR I'LL BE DJ'ING BETWEEN SETS AT THIS HERE SHOW WITH FRIENDS FROM NEW YORK AND SOME PHILLY FRIENDS AS WELL.