A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS - ISL XMAS LIST

HERE ARE A FEW GIFT IDEA'S FOR THOSE WHO JUST DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO GET ME..

1.) MOUNTED GOAT HEAD

THE BAR ROOM IN MY HOUSE IS IN DYER NEED OF SOMETHING OVERTLY SATANIC,AND THERE'S NOTHING LIKE SIPPING ON A SAZERAC WITH A MOUNTED HEAD OF SATAN HIMSELF.



2.) DOMINIC JONES LEATHER GLOVES

I REALIZE MY MANHANDS WON'T FIT IN THESE LITTLE LADY GLOVES, BUT I HAVE A PAIR OF LADY HANDS THAT WILL



3.) GOLD AK -47

WHEN YOU ABSOLUTLETY POSITVELY GOTTA KILL EVERY MOTHERFUCKER IN THE ROOM..IN STYLE.



4.) MARC JACOBS LEATHER DUFFLE BAG

IT'S JUST A FUN,FUNKY WAY TO CARRY AROUND YOUR LADY HANDS



5.) GOLD PLATED HUMAN SKULL

DO YOU SEE A THEME HERE? ANYTHING REALLY BADASS BECOMES THAT MUCH MORE BADASS WHEN DIPPED IN GOLD..



6.) BOBBI STARR - (DON'T GOOGLE THIS ONE MOM)

ASIDE FROM THE MARC JACOBS BAG AND THE GLOVES BOBBI MIGHT BE THE THRIFTIEST ITEM ON THE LIST.



7.) ADAM WALLACAVAGE CHANDELIER

YOU READING THIS ADAM?


8.) JAY Z SCUPTURE

I DON'T KNOW WHO DEEZ OTHA NIGGA'S IS ONTOP A JAY BUT THIS SCULPTURE IS NICE SON! I WONDER IF THAT BLIND BITCH FROM THE LIONEL RITCHIE VIDEO MADE THIS SHIT?













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